should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
did you just send me my own nude
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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