So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
