i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
