I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
