thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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