I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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