Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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