Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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