Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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