Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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