no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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