what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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