If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
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