Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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