it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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