why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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