You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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