Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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