fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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