My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
When are your genitals available?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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