If that was your dad, he is hot
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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