Where did you get a picture of my penis
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He felt like a one man threesome
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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