I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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