Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I have post one night stand depression
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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