If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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