Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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