Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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