I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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