Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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