"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It's just like the Real World with babies
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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