I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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