Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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