We named our party play list daddy issues
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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