if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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