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(810): View more from Michigan

I'm laying in your front yard are you home

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(818): View more from California

You work out of a Hotel?

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(314): View more from Missouri

no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move

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(334): View more from Alabama

she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?

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(208): View more from Idaho

He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.

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