you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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