On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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