I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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