If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
pop tarts are not kleenex
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
