This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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