plz talk dirty to me
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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