I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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