I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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