I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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