So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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