my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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