am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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