THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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