have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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