My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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