Buhtt sex?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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