Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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