did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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