the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
love makes seman taste better
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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