this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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